The line: "I'm just drinkin and I thought of you."
What I Heard: "I'll avoid you when I'm sober, but gin makes me want to reach out and touch you. Hey, look! I have your phone number!"
Why It's Wack: You must think alcoholism is sexy. Or maybe that I'm somehow flattered that you've seen an apparition that vaguely resembles my face in the bottom of your glass.
I Think What You Meant Was: "I'm kind of embarrassed that I'm flaky and unreliable, but I want you to know that you're special enough to occasionally cross my mind."
Next time, try: Calling me before you're trashed.
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