What I Heard: "Can I get some Dave Chappelle tickets?"
Why It's Wack: You must think the glass window of this box office is opaque. Not true, I can see you and right through you. I know you are way more interested in my stack of wristbands than anything else about me.
I Think What You Meant Was: "Maybe if I hit on you, you'll forget that you're working and lace me and my seven close friends with seats to the show."
Next time, try: buying tickets before they sell out. That's it.